DDDDDDDDDAMMMMMM U AINT REDY FOR A SISTA LYK ME. FIRST OFF DONT FUK W/ ME BC I FUCK HOS UP U DONT BELEIEVE ME JUST ASK ANYBODY. I AM A SENOR AT ******* HS N I CANT WAIT TO GET OUT THIS SHIT HOLE. I LIKE ALL SORTA SHIT. I LIKE PIZZA maybe cuz i work at lil cesers! LOL I WANNA GET A NEW JOB IM THINKIN SUMN LIKE A REAL JOB WHER I GOTTA SIT AT A DESK IN SHIT. LOL BUT U KNO THAT AINT ME YET IM A CRAAAAAZYYYY GURL! BUT I STILL BE TRYN TO PLAN MY FUTURE EVN THO THE WORLD SUPPOSE TO BE ATTACK BY MAYANS IN 2012. I LIKE GOIN TO THE MOVIES MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS INCEPTEN THAT MOVIE IS CRAZY N I DONT UNDER STAND IT. I ALSO LIKE OTHER MOVIES RIGHT NOW BUT IT CHANGES LIKE ALL THE TIME. I LIKE SWMMING N I CANT WAIT 4 THE SUMMER. FUCK SCHOOL BUT FUCK IT LOVE MY LIFE N MY FRENDS SO LETS DANCE N PARTY N DRINK.
ditto you fucking smartass
(via thegundamqueen)
Fashion Experiment
[11:19:46 PM] Jake Sargent: I want a pair of jorts
[11:20:04 PM] Jake Sargent: just to point them out to people and ask their opinion of them while I am wearing them
[11:20:26 PM] Jake Sargent: “hey there baby, how do you like my jorts?”
looooooooooool
[3:46:29 PM] Jake Sargent: what about like, the motion blur of the earth turning
[3:46:30 PM] Jake Sargent: or something
[3:46:40 PM] Jake Sargent: don’t mock that comment
All adults used to be children, and I think we can all agree that — racists and murderers notwithstanding — adults do some pretty cool stuff sometimes. Not all children turn into adults, however, because sometimes adults are murderers, and sometimes there are rollercoaster accidents. Kids…
WAR IS LITERALLY HELL
(Source: pusheen, via coffees-and-cats)
Thanks, looseferrets!
You are what you eat
(via nedroidcomics)
Bulbasaur
